January | a final thought

An illustration from our back cover to make you smile.

We’re saying goodbye to our January issue today. We’ve loved learning how best to thrive in winter, use citrus in our baking, spot snowdrops, make cold comfort balms and gather for food with friends.

Our February issue is in the shops soon. In the meantime, please enjoy this illustration from the back cover of our January issue,

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Make | No More Sick Days bath soak

A soothing soak to add to your bath and banish sniffles and aches

Body aches and sinus pressure be gone – this soothing soak is designed for when you’re feeling under the weather. Epsom salt works wonders on the sore muscles associated with cold and flu symptoms. Plus, this blend of essential oils will help decongest nasal passages.

This will make a large jar: enough for three much-needed baths.

240g Epsom salt
375g bicarbonate of soda
5 drops of eucalyptus essential oil
5 drops of vanilla essential oil (or vanilla extract)
3 drops of tea tree essential oil

Combine all the ingredients in a mixing bowl and store in a glass jar with an airtight lid. It will keep at room temperature for up to six months.

This ‘recipe’ is just one of the makes in our feature The Home Apothecary in our January issue, which also has instructions on how to make body scrubs, creams, face masks and more, all from the comfort of your kitchen.

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Winter | a suggested snow day timetable

The best days are snow days. If you’re due snow where you are, and maybe a surprise day at home, here’s how to make the most of it…

There’s a fine line where snow’s concerned. Ideally you want more than a light dusting, or there’s no chance of duvet days and snowman-building, but anything too extreme can be at best a bit of a pain and at worst put people in danger. We’re hoping for some of that middle ground. Just enough to ensure a day off work, but not so much that it’s no longer enjoyable. And if you’re lucky enough to hit that snowy sweet spot, where life slows down, just for a couple of days, and you get to enjoy a bonus snow day you weren’t expecting, you should make the most of it. 

We’ve put together a suggested timetable for getting the best from a snow day.

7am Look outside and assess your front path. 

7.30am Ring work and leave a message declaring your driveway ‘impassable’ and your front door ‘snowed shut’ and excuse yourself for the day.

8am Check on any elderly or vulnerable neighbours and see if they need paths clearing, heating tinkering with or any food provisions. Bask in the warm glow of being neighbourly. 

8.30am Make yourself a hot breakfast; eggs and bacon would be ideal, but feel free to press an avocado into use for something more fancy. A sprinkling of paprika gives any savoury breakfast a decadent feel. If you were underprepared for a snow day, seek out some porridge oats in the back of the cupboard or scrape together the ingredients for a pancake or three. 

9am Eat breakfast, smugly contemplating the fact that on any normal day you would currently be armpit to armpit with several hundred commuters, or sitting in gridlocked traffic. 

9.30am Make your living space as cosy as you can. Lay a fire if you have one. Get out the blankets. Treat yourself and turn the heating up a notch. Generally behave as though you are preparing for a siege at Ice Station Zebra, rather than a bit of chilly weather in the UK. 

10.30am Get wrapped up in old clothes and dig out the wellies. It’s time for a bit of light snowballing. If you don’t have children or other company to join in, add an element of competition for yourself by setting up a target. A wheelie bin works well. 

11am It’s been three hours since your last act of altruism so put out some bird food and fresh dishes of water to help out your feathered friends.

11.30am Come back inside for hot drinks and slippers. Watch the birds hopping about in the snow, hoovering up your treats and feel grateful for your slippers (and your wellies).

12 noon Time to start considering the question of lunch. This is a bonus day, remember, so, as with breakfast, you need to make a bit of an event of this if possible. Leftover Christmas goodies are a good place to start. A posh chutney would make a bit of an event of cheese on toast. If you have veg to use up, source a stock cube from the cupboard and throw a homemade soup together. Bonus points for adding fancy toppings to your homemade soup: a swirl of cream, some home-toasted croutons, a scattering of grated parmesan, a few herbs rescued from the snowy patio and chopped as a garnish. 

1pm Eat your delicious and warming lunch, with a view of the snow falling if possible. Pretend you’re in the Alps, enjoying a quick lunch on the mountain before popping your skis on and whizzing back to your chalet for the afternoon. 

1.30pm Rouse yourself from your ski chalet reverie and email the office to tell them you’ve had to start on your emergency tins from your bunker but you were forced to eat your spaghetti hoops cold, from the tin because the electricity is down and the pipes are frozen so you couldn’t risk making washing up. 

2pm Wellies on again. Pop outside again for a turn around the garden, get some photos of the snowiest parts of your property as ‘evidence’. Bonus points for capturing any actual snow drifts. 

2.30pm Back inside, change into lounge attire (that’s PJs to anyone else) and a big woolly jumper and nice thick socks. Post your snowy pictures to social media, for the look of the thing and declare yourself most annoyed to be kept from your desk.

3pm Gather together a packet of biscuits, a large mug of tea and head for your newly cosied-up living room and watch Dr Zhivago under a blanket. 

5.20pm Remember that Dr Zhivago was actually quite long and wonder where on earth the afternoon went. 

6pm Get dinner on nice and early and pity the poor cold souls struggling home through the slush now.

9pm Have a decadently early night with a good book and notice the way the night sounds that bit more silent than usual covered in a blanket of snow.

If you’re looking forward to making the most of the cold weather, don’t miss our feature on how to thrive in winter in the January issue, out now. Cold Comfort Balm starts on p18.

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Oranges and lemons (and more things the bells said)

An explanation of a rather confusing nursery rhyme

In our January issue, we have a zesty, juicy collection of recipes by Lia Leendertz all using oranges and lemons (and other citrus fruits too). And it got us wondering, why do the bells of St Clements say ‘oranges and lemons’? And in fact, what on earth were all those other bells in the nursery rhyme on about, too? Well, we found out, and we’ll tell you. 

What did the bells of St Clements say?

“Oranges and lemons.”

Why?

St Clement Danes church is on The Strand. The oranges and lemons refer to the fruits that would have been unloaded on the wharves nearby. 

What did the bells of St Martin’s say?

“You owe me five farthings”

Why?

Presumably because not much else rhymes with ‘Martin’s’, but the farthings also apparently refer to the money lenders who worked near St Martin’s in Orgar church just off Cannon Street. 

What did the bells of Old Bailey ask?

“When will you pay me?”

Why?

Well, actually, they didn’t at all. This is a complex one. The Old Bailey of course has no bell at all, being a court rather than a church. The bells referred to are thought to belong to the church of St Sepulchre Without Newgate and the bell of Newgate Prison, located opposite. Newgate would have housed debtors who would then have been tried at The Old Bailey, hence ‘when will you pay me?’

What did the bells of Shoreditch reply?

“When I grow rich?”

Why?

This one’s a bit sarcastic. The bells belong to St Leonard’s church in Hackney, an area that at the time was particularly poor and known for being home to Shakespearean actors, who were definitely not known for their wealth. No one within sound of St Leonard’s would have had much hope of ever growing rich.

What did the bells of Stepney ask?

“When will that be?”

Why?

St Dunstan’s church in Stepney High Street was known as ‘the church of the seas’ as many sailors are buried here. ‘When will that be’ is thought to refer to the wives of the sailors who might have to wait years for them to return with their wages. 

What did the great bell of Bow boom?

“I do not know”

Why?

We don’t know either. What we do know is that the great bell of Box probably refers not to Bow Church but to the bells of Mary-le-Box in Cheapside. 

As for the candle to light you to bed and the chopper to chop off your head, the candle is said to refer to the Bellman of St Sepulchre who would visit condemned prisoners at midnight, by candlelight to inform them of their fate. The choppers are exactly what you think. Ouch.

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History | women on walls

Celebrating some of the women who have featured on London’s blue plaques

Having a blue plaque (or any other colour plaque) in your local area is a bit exciting, isn’t it? Whether you’ve got a little-known local philanthropist or a world-famous philosopher, it’s quite a thrill to think of that person coming and going from that very property on that very street all those years ago. 

Since 2016, English Heritage, which runs London’s Blue Plaque scheme, has been campaigning to encourage more nominations for blue plaques representing women. Just 14% of blue plaques currently represent females, and English Heritage wants that to change. In the last year, half of the blue plaques that have been put have been for women, but still only a third of the nominations are for them. You can help change that by making a nomination yourself. Here’s how to do it.

In the meantime, here are five fascinating females who have been commemorated with plaques all over the country through various schemes to inspire you to make a nomination of your own. 

Violette Szabo

Listen very carefully, we shall say this only once… Intriguingly commemorated with the words ‘Secret agent lived here – she gave her life for the French Resistance’ Szabo was a spy in the second world war who was tortured and executed by the Nazis. 

Marie Stopes

Stopes has a plaque in Upper Norwood, London as a ‘promoter of sex education and birth control’. Less glamorous than some of the artists and writers commemorated perhaps, but far more life-changing for us women of today. 

Mary Hughes

Charmingly listed as ‘Friend of all in Need’ on the side of 71A Vallance Road, east London, Mary Hughes was a social worker who acquired the pub The Earl Grey at Vallance Road and turned it into a teetotal refuge for the homeless, The Dewdrop Inn (do drop in). 

Doreen Valiente

Commemorated on the side of a block of council flats in Tyson Place, Brighton you’ll find an unlikely plaque to the ‘mother of modern witchcraft’. Valiente (1922-1999) cast her first spell as a teenager, on a woman she thought was harassing her mother at work. She worked as a translator at Bletchley Park during the Second World War and settled in Brighton later in life as part of the Silver Malkin coven. 

Dolly the Sheep

Commemorated at the Roslin Institute in Edinburgh, where she lived her entire life, dear Dolly was the first cloned sheep and died of lung disease in 2003.

If you’re inspired to take a walk round your neighbourhood appreciating the bits of local history lurking there, don’t miss our feature, Up Town by The Simple Things’ editor, Lisa Sykes, in which we learn to appreciate the towns and villages we grew up in - we’ve even include an Eye Spy spotters’ guide for you!

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Sponsored post | Nature done well

For a fresh-air break where you can enjoy hills, woodland and coast in comfort, with or without the kids, head west to fforest in Wales

A holiday connecting with nature needn’t involve draughty canvas, muddy waterproofs and a 10-mile hike to find good coffee. Get the best of both worlds and head somewhere you can enjoy the beauty and stillness of nature knowing there are a few of modern life’s essentials to hand.

One holiday expert that manages this balancing act well is fforest. Surrounded by a nature reserve and set in its own 200 acres of rural bliss, the main site is minutes from the beautiful beaches of the west Wales coast – and that’s pretty much all you could ask for in terms of comfort. 

You choose

The varied accommodation has options for couples, families or groups of friends. Or there’s the Onsen Dome, a rather special choice, where everything is designed with comfort in mind: solid wood floor, woodburning stove, made-to-measure furnishings, a gorgeous countryside view from the giant bay window and your very own Japanese-style bathhouse with soaking tub – a world away from everyone and everything. What’s great for keeping the adults happy isn’t always what the children want to do every day. That’s only natural. At fforest, they’ve everything covered, from relaxation to activity, creativity, solitude or community fun. Plus, throughout the year there are special events such as fun-packed breaks with the children (and the dog), romantic getaways, festivals of food and creativity or time for reflection or learning new skills.

Family fun

Easter, Whitsun, summer and halloween are the times when things are geared especially towards the children, with seasonal activities that everyone will enjoy, as well as guided walks, canoe trips through the Teifi gorge, home-cooked food, the huge camp firepit, film nights, a cedar barrel sauna in the woods and local ales in their tiny stone pub. 

A new kind of holiday

Even festival-going families are catered for at fforest – with Gather, Wales’s smallest, most intimate festival, a family-friendly week of creative adventures in nature, music, arts, making, growing and simple pleasures. There are also workshops, talks and films, with fantastic food from both the fforest team and guest chefs. For this event, you can bring your own tent or campervan.

A very grown-up affair

For a proper child-free escape, as well as the Onsen Dome, there’s Ty Fforest Farmhouse (ideal for groups), the crog lofts, the garden shacs or the hill shacs. Or time your stay with one of fforest’s grown-up events: Feast, a celebration of local food and drink, in spring and winter, where you’ll tuck into eight courses served at long tables in the cedar barn.  Glow, a creative weekend where women come together to learn and share skills, ideas and stories. Gran ffondo, a four-day retreat for cyclists, based at fforest. Spend days flying through wooded valleys, over hills and along the coast. At night, relax in the pub or around a fire to a great soundtrack, of course.

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Terms & conditions The discount code can be applied to any Shine bed & breakfast holiday from 15 June to 24 July 2020 and 31 August to 18 September 2020 for stays at fforest, subject to availability. fforest’s standard cancellation policy applies. General T&Cs can be found on the fforest website coldatnight.co.uk

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Recipe | leek, butter bean and white wine casserole

Hearty beans and sweet alliums makes this meat-free casserole a modern winter warmer

Ingredients

2 tbsp olive oil
3 small leeks, sliced
2 cloves garlic, sliced
250ml white wine 
¼ tsp chilli flakes 
2 x 400g tins butter beans, drained and rinsed 
750ml vegetable stock 
1 tbsp lemon juice
1 small bunch of parsley, roughly chopped

1 Heat the oil in a large saucepan, add the leeks and garlic with a good pinch of salt and cook over a gentle heat until softened.

2 Add the white wine, chilli flakes, butter beans and vegetable stock, and simmer for 10-15 mins. Stir in the lemon juice and chopped parsley, then season to taste.

This recipe is from our feature Midwinter Food for Friends with plant-based recipes by Lottie Storey, including beetroot and dukkah-topped seed crackers, radicchio with orange and mustard dressing, potato and celeriac mash with shallots and chocolate and Guinness cake with coconut cream. A lovely menu whether you’re a lifelong vegan, are throwing yourself into Veganuary with vigour, or just fancy trying something new. All in the January issue, in shops now.

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Sponsored post | Go with the slow

From the elegant Loire valley to India’s spice hills, there’s a holiday already planned for you here

When it comes to holiday inspiration to spark a new decade of discovery, Yorkshire-based experts Inntravel are full of ideas. Here are 10 possibilities for 2020 (and beyond)

A slow holiday – whether on foot, by bike or by rail – enables you to take yourself away from the everyday, and gives you the freedom to go at your own pace. The recipe is never quite the same, but Inntravel ensures that four key ingredients – leisurely discovery, beautiful scenery, delicious regional food and welcoming, characterful accommodation – are always part of the mix. Add to this meticulously planned routes and expertly compiled guides, and you can be sure of getting the most from your time away.

These carefully crafted, self-guided holidays (no groups!) are highly flexible and can be tailored to individual needs. Meet local people, savour delicious food and wine, and enjoy fine hospitality as you explore beautiful countryside and vibrant cities – feeling revitalised and refreshed as a result.

1 The best of Slovenia
Inntravel’s cultural journey by train feels like this pocket-sized country’s ‘greatest hits’. You travel from the Alps to the Adriatic, with time to admire picturesque Lake Bled – and Europe’s loveliest capital, Ljubljana – en route.

2 India’s intoxicating south Spice hills, coast and backwaters
This fascinating journey through Karnataka and Kerala reveals four very special communities.

3 Manor houses of the Minho
The Portuguese believe the verdant Minho to be the most beautiful corner of their country. After a week’s gentle walking here, with stays at historic mansions, you’ll be inclined to agree.

4 Austria’s lakes and mountains
Strolling through Salzkammergut enables you to experience probably the best scenery that the Austrian Alps have to offer.

5 Mountains and villages of Mallorca
A spectacular week’s walking in the island’s north-western corner will blow away all your preconceptions and leave you longing to return.

6 A walk in the Black Forest
The Black Forest is loved by Germans for its enchanting walking trails and its Hansel and Gretel charm. Fine gastronomy is an additional treat.

7 Châteaux of the Loire
On this leisurely cycling route through France’s picturesque Loire Valley, there are magnificent châteaux to visit and elegant wines to enjoy.

8 Pedalling through Puglia
Discover the unspoiled landscapes of Italy’s ‘deep south’ on this cycling holiday through timeless countryside and along both the Adriatic and Ionian coasts.

9 Zermatt and the mighty Matterhorn
On this varied four-night walking break, explore chic Zermatt before wandering amid the splendour of the High Alps, admiring the Matterhorn’s iconic peak.

10 Hills and dales of Yorkshire
Walk from the imperious ruins of Middleham Castle to the elegant streets of Richmond as you take in a very special corner of Yorkshire, Inntravel’s home county

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For more on Inntravel’s extensive collection of Slow Holidays, visit inntravel.co.uk or call 01653 617777 to speak to their expert team.

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Unboxings | Blue Peter time capsules

At the turn of the year, we often think about what’s behind and what’s ahead. Join us on a trip to the past and future, and tell us what we should put in our Simple Things time capsule!

Just the number 2020, sounds a bit futuristic doesn’t it? And it’s got us thinking about our connections to the future, what we’d want someone to know about life now in hundreds of years time. Of course, these days, our descendants will have endless records of what life was like for us in the form of the internet, but back when we were in short trousers and all this was fields, we knew the most reliable way to capture information about our present for future generations was through a Blue Peter time capsule. The whole of the internet is one thing, but it’s not half so exciting as digging up a capsule Peter Purves buried, is it?

So here’s the story of a few Blue Peter time capsules and what happened to them…

The 1971 capsule

Unearthed: 2000, with the aid of a map, defying the pervasive urban myth that the BBC had lost the plans that detailed the place of its burial. 

Buried by: Valerie Singleton, John Noakes and Peter Purves

The first ever Blue Peter Time Capsule was buried in 1971 in front of BBC TV Centre. The idea seemed to be that it would be opened at the start of the new millennium, giving children we all assumed would be wearing space suits and watching Blue Peter being streamed directly into their brains by Davros from Dr Who, an insight into a simpler time. But what did they choose to bury for posterity? 

What was inside? A set of decimal coins that were introduced that year (in retrospect, some of those haven’t changed so a set of pre-decimalisation coins might have been a better choice), a Blue Peter Annual from 1970 (which sadly got rather waterlogged), and photos of the three presenters (who were there when it was dug up again in 2000). 

What makes it special? This capsule has an air of mystery about it. The producers in 2000 made the decision not to broadcast the opening of the time capsule live just in case nothing had survived. Most of it had survived, albeit in rather dank state, but it became clear during filming that the items inside had been rewrapped at some point… This was likely when the capsule was moved to a new site in the Blue Peter garden during redevelopment work. We prefer to think it was the ghost of Shep, getting busy with the sticky-back plastic. (OK, we only said it had an air of mystery…) It also had a distinct air of cheese about it. The opening of the capsule can be watched on YouTube, with the presenters heard to be loudly commenting on the stench. No one wrinkles their nose like Valerie Singleton. 

The 1984 capsule

Unearthed: 2000

Buried by: Simon Groom, Janet Ellis and Peter Duncan

The second time capsule was buried along with the first (which had to be moved) in the Blue Peter Garden. 

What was inside? Some of Goldie the dog’s hair (??!) - we can only assume the hope was that by 2020 Goldie could be cloned using her own DNA and reborn. Also a record of the Blue Peter theme tune, arranged by Mike Oldfield, and video footage of the statue of Petra (the original Blue Peter dog) being moved (there wasn’t much newsworthy happening in 1984, clearly).

What makes it special? Dead dog hair is pretty unusual, we’ll give it that. We wonder how Mike Oldfield felt about it.

The millennium capsule (1998)

Yet to be opened but scheduled for 2050

Buried by: Katy Hill and Richard Bacon beneath the Millennium Dome, London, as it was being built. 

What is inside? As well as the usual Blue Peter ephemera, they also buried a set of Tellytubby dolls, an insulin pen and a France 98 football. 

What makes it special? It’s the most well-travelled Blue Peter time capsule. In 2017 the box was damaged when a builder at the dome had an accidental  ‘here’s one I buried earlier’ moment and dug it up unknowingly. The capsule was taken back to the BBC in Salford and restored, but it was decided that rather than rebury it the contents would go on tour to mark the show’s 60th birthday in 2018, meeting with ex-presenters at various spots around the country. After the Tellytubbies had enjoyed their airing the capsule went to the National Archives where it will be stored until it is opened in 2050. 

The 2000 capsule

Yet to be opened but scheduled for 2029

Buried by: Katy Hill, Konnie Huq, Simon Thomas and Matt Baker at BBC TV Centre. Later moved to Media City in Salford when the show decamped there.

This capsule was buried when the first two were unearthed… Well, when you’ve already got a dug hole, why would you not?

What is inside? The 29th Blue Peter book, details about the presenters, some video programme highlights, ,a gold medallion and set of badges to mark the 40th anniversary of the show in 1998 and - this is our favourite - instructions on how to make a George the Tortoise toy! The presenters also added items of their own: a CD from Konnie, an old mobile from Simon Thomas, a ring from Katy from her Mongolia trip and from Matt Baker, a Geordie phrasebook. 

What makes is special? Clearly, the George the Tortoise project! With only 19 years to wait, we’re counting down to this one. 

The Diamond capsule (2018)

Yet to be opened but scheduled for 2050

Buried by: Not buried at all, but kept in the National Archives. This capsule was stored by the winner of a Blue Peter competition as well as a raft of presenters past and present: Radzi Chinyanganya, Lindsey Russell, Valerie Singleton, Peter Purves, Janet Ellis and Katy Hill.

The Diamond Time Capsule was stored to mark 60 years of Blue Peter and is due to be opened in its 80th anniversary year. 

What’s inside? Viewers sent in suggestions in their thousands. The programme whittled that down to a list of 20 and then there was a viewers’ vote for the final ten, which is as follows:

2018 set of UK coins and notes
Souvenir from the Royal Wedding between Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
World map with endangered animals in 2018 plus memory stick with a list of critically endangered animals as registered on The IUCN Red List of Threatened Species
World Cup 2018 sticker book
DVD of The Greatest Showman
Bestselling children’s book of 2018 – David Walliams’ The World’s Worst Children 3
Smartphone
British passport (previously belonging to Ewan Vinnicombe the current Blue Peter Editor!)
Fidget spinner
Chart music from 2018 – Now That’s What I Call Music 100 CD and tracks on memory stick

What’s special about it? It’s the only one of the time capsules never to be buried outdoors. Lessons were learned from the smell of damp Stilton emanating from the 1971 capsule, it seems. Where’s the fun in that though?

You can read more about time capsules in our January issue’s Miscellany. 

Now help us fill our Simple Things time capsule

We’d forgotten just how much we love a time capsule and we thought, just for fun, we might put together our own Simple Things time capsule full of things that are very TST in 2020. Tell us what you’re like us to put in it and we’ll get a capsule together* and bury it in a secret (or simply as yet undecided) location in the spring. Maybe one day we can open it and reminisce about how simple things were much more simple back in 2020…

*Disclaimer: this may well be a Family Circle biscuit tin. We’re not the BBC, you know.

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The quieter you are, the more you hear

A moment of quiet to end the year

This chalkboard featured on the back cover of our October 2015 issue, but we thought it was worth looking at again. The last weeks of December can feel a bit fraught, even when they are full of fun, and a moment of quiet is sometimes all we need to calm our minds and be open to ‘hearing’ more. .

Whether you’re out on the tiles tonight, gathering with friends or celebrating the end of 2019 peacefully at home with a book and an early night, we hope you find a moment to practise being quiet and hearing a little better. Who knows what you might discover in a moment of silence?

Here’s to a peaceful 2020.

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Words | backronyms and snackronyms

Some word-related fun to take with you on a winter walk..

A trail mix is comfort food at its most smug, and we’re right behind that. While you’re popping delicious gem-sized pieces of colourful dried fruits and nuts into your mouth (and maybe some chocolate in there, too) you can also feel the glow of fuelling your body with something healthy and homemade. 

There’s something about the words ‘trail mix’ that make you feel like you could face anything on a winter walk. Doesn’t the idea of being on a ‘trail’ rather than just a bit of a ramble make you feel like you are striding out with purpose? 

While we were putting together our On The Trail feature for our January issue, we discovered, to our delight, that there are several other even better names for trail mix. 

In North America, trail mix is often known as ‘gorp’, probably derived from the early 20th century term ‘to gorp’ or ‘to eat greedily’. Since then, however, gorp has become an acronym for Good Old Raisins and Peanuts or sometimes, more specifically, Granola, Oats, Raisins, Peanuts. It’s what’s known as a ‘backronym’: an acronym that was created to fit a word after the event, rather than a word that was created as an acronym. 

In Australia, trail mix is known as ‘scroggin’, a 1940s word which later came to stand for Sultanas, Chocolate, Raisins, Orange peel, Ginger, Glucose (sugar), Imagination (whatever you like), Nuts. Others, insist it stands for Sultanas, Chocolate, Raisins, Other Good thinGs Including Nuts.

Next time we head out on a winter walk we are definitely going to be making some of the trail mix recipes featured in our January issue and pictured above. Trail Mix is a very fine snack - Something Nice And Comforting (from the) Kitchen.

The trail mix recipes and warming soups for a winter walk featured in our January issue were taken from Delicious Wintertime: The Cookbook for Cold Weather Adventures by Markus Sӓmmer (Gestalten).

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Fun | the season's groaniest panto jokes

It’s that time of year again (oh no, it isn’t!) Here are some of the panto world’s cheesiest jokes to bring a smile to grey January days

In our January issue’s Cups of Tea page, we spoke to Tess Biles of The Theatre: Chipping Norton about what her day is like in cups of tea during panto season. 

Inspired by that, we’ve gathered together a few of our favourite panto jokes here. We hope you enjoy them as much as we did. And if you’re looking for our usually sophisticated Simple Things sense of humour… it’s BEHIND you!!

A pantomime horse walks into a bar. The barman says ‘Fancy a pint?’ The horse says ‘No, two halves, thanks.’

Q: What kind of pet did Aladdin have?
A: A flying car-pet.

Q: What’s beautiful, grey and wears glass slippers?
A: Cinerellephant.

Q: Who in Treasure Island has a parrot that cries "Pieces of four, Pieces of four " ?
A: Short John Silver !

Q: Why does Dick Whittington have a beard?
A: Because eight out of ten owners know that their cats prefer whiskers.

Q: What did Cinderella say when the chemist mislaid her photos?
A: Some day my prints will come.

And finally, a one-liner for panto time…

I used to have a job as a pantomime horse, but I quit while I was a head.

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Playlist | Songs by Scottish bands

A dram and a dance for Burns Night on 25 January.

Listen to the playlist here.

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Win | a New Year fresh start bundle

We have two fresh start bundles to give away, courtesy of Garden Trading, to help you get your home shipshape and Bristol fashion

Start a brand new decade by bringing a feeling of calm and clarity to your home. Garden Trading’s new Laundry and Storage Collection harmoniously blends beauty with function, each piece doing its bit to make every utility room and kitchen a clean, orderly haven. After the excess and clutter of Christmas and New Year celebrations, now is the ideal time to give interiors the room to breathe. From stack-and-store utility baskets to hampers and handy boxes designed in crisp, clean linen shades, you’ll soon have a place for everything and everything in its place.

Vertical storage solutions in Lily White painted wood make the most of wall space to create extra hanging and stacking room; giving everything a home, even when you’re mid-chore. And the details have been given careful consideration, too. From refillable glass jars with cork lids for washing powders and haberdashery essentials, to screw-top glass bottles for laundry detergents and washing-up liquids, eco-friendly bamboo lids to traditional rug-beaters… the collection is full of simple, green solutions to help make everyday housework a pleasure.

The prize

Garden Trading has put together two laundry and storage bundles to give away to The Simple Things readers. Each includes: • Melcome Slatted laundry shelf, • 2 Chesil rectangular baskets, •Portland storage hamper, • Portland utensil holder, • Portland utility Basket in Lily White, • Provender Jars (small, medium and large) • Peg Bag in Ink Stripe, • Bottle brush • Washing-up Brush

Discover the full collection at gardentrading.co.uk

How to enter

For your chance to win, click on the button below and answer the following question by the closing date of 12 February 2020:
Q. What is the name of Garden Trading's new utility and kitchen range?

Terms and conditions

Terms & conditions The competition closes at 11.59pm on 12 February 2020. A winner will be selected at random from all correct entries received and notified soon after. The winner cannot transfer the prize or swap it for cash. Details of our full terms are on page 127 of the magazine and online at icebergpress.co.uk/comprules

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Win | a year of flowers

We’ve teamed up with Scilly Flowers to give you the chance to win flowers delivered to your door every month for the next year. How blooming lovely!

Scented narcissi are one of the traditional crops grown on the Isles of Scilly, 28 miles off the Cornish coast. There, in the small, sheltered fields dotted throughout the islands warmed by the Gulf Stream, the flowers thrive and come into bloom early. At Churchtown Farm on St Martin’s, owners Ben and Zoe Julian and their team pick, pack and post these gorgeous narcissi from October until Easter, come rain, shine or gale-force winds. Then, over the summer months, their attention turns to scented pinks, harvested so their customers can enjoy the colour and perfume of fresh flowers within days of being picked.

We’ve got together with Scilly Flowers to bring a bit of spring to one reader’s door for the whole year.

For more information on how these flowers are grown and harvested, or to place an order, visit scillyflowers.co.uk or call 01720 422169.

How to enter

For your chance to win 12 boxes of scented narcissi (one every month), each containing 40 flowers, click below and answer the following question by the closing date of 12 February 2020:
Q. The Isles of Scilly are how many miles off the Cornish coast?

Terms and conditions

Terms and conditions: The competition closes at 11.59pm on 12 February 2020. A winner will be selected at random from all correct entries received and notified soon after. Flower substitutions may be made depending on availability. The winner cannot transfer the prize or swap it for cash. Details of our full terms are on page 127 and online at icebergpress.co.uk/comprules

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