No need to dress up - we’ve got our pyjamas on.

Unlike the nightie, which rucks up around your waist, pyjamas stay put. They ensure that you can face any disruption: whether it’s a midnight trundle to the fridge, a bleary stumble to a child’s bedroom, or a fire alarm. In your jimjams, you will be ready for anything: neither a chance encounter with an elderly relative or a hose-wielding fireman will faze you. Pyjamas are your friend.

Turn to page 22 of December’s The Simple Things for our PJ picks - one classic and two great updates. Buy, download or subscribe now.

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