Snaffle an onion from the stuffing for TOP SECRET purposes
You will need:
Small, empty jar
Old-fashioned (empty) ink pen
1 Cut your onion in half and shed a few tears for your lost youth as you squeeze its juice into the bowl.
2 Pour into the jar. It should look like water.
3 Fill your pen with this liquid, as you would ink.
4 Write your TOP SECRET message onto the paper and leave it to dry.
5 When the time comes to reveal your secret to the world, hold it up to heat and your message should magically appear.
*The Simple Things bears no responsibility for any secrets revealed and reputations ruined during this process (IDST – if destroyed still true).*
The December issue features a cracker of a Miscellany Christmas special (page 99), packed with puzzles, games, stocking fillers, bad jokes, amazing facts and forgotten wisdom, including:
- Mix a great martini
- Secret Santa gifts
- Make sweet frumenty
- Christmas i-spy
- How to carve turkey
- Fizzy amaretto sours
- Make invisible ink
- Froebel stars
- Wrapping awkward gifts
- Beat the family at games
- The Simple Things’ sprouts & crackers board game
- Identifier: Bestseller toys
- Bah humbug word search